For this relief much thanks.
—Francisco, Act I, Scene I, Hamlet

So it’s come to this: the Obama Administration has issued “Dear Colleague” letters to the nation’s universities reminding them, as “a condition of receiving federal funds,” that they must follow the “gender equity” provisions of Title IX, and, furthermore, that those provisions now very much include the care and feeding of so-called “transgender students”: “a school must not treat a transgender student differently from the way it treats other students of the same gender identity.” Among other things, this means that girls who think, ...