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What Celebrities Think

by James Bowman

Posted: May 28, 2015 04:08 PM

George Stephanopoulos via

That George Stephanopoulos happened to have $75,000 in spare change lying around to donate to the Clinton Foundation was ultimately owing to his association with the Clintons in the first place. He was just “giving back” by way of a monetary thank you to the celebrity presidential couple who have, perhaps inadvertently, done so much to make him a celebrity himself. That he is a celebrity is well-attested by the seven-year, $105 million contract he signed with ABC News last year. Such a sum, it is hardly necessary to point out, is not a journalist’s salary. Yet Heather Riley, a spokeswoman for ABC, e-mailed Paul Farhi of The Washington Post to ask: “Did you ask every other journalist that moderated panels for [the Clinton Global Initiative] if they disclosed this to their audiences? Only seems fair if you’re posing that question to us.”

Ms. Riley has doubtless forgotten that Mr. Stephanopoulos is being paid as a celebrity, not as a journalist. But then, since practically every journalist — or at least every TV journalist — regards him or herself as at least a potential celebrity, I guess it is an easy mistake to make. It shows, however, that the problem goes a lot deeper than George Stephanopoulos. Mr. Farhi of the Post goes on to note that

CGI lists a number of TV anchors, correspondents and commentators as “Notable Past Members,” including Christiane Amanpour and Anderson Cooper of CNN; columnists Thomas Friedman and Nicholas Kristof of the New York Times; Matt Lauer and Tom Brokaw of NBC; Greta Van Susteren of Fox News; Katie Couric (then of CBS); and Judy Woodruff of “PBS Newshour.”

Can there be anyone on that list whose views are not more or less identical with those of the Clintons? Or of Mr. Stephanopoulos? Or who is not hoping that Mrs. Clinton is elected president? And they are all, too, at least on the same scale of celebrity and wealth as George. Mr. Lauer of “Today,” on $20 million a year from NBC, is paid even more than he is. Mornings are where the money is now.

In other words, it’s not just that Mr. Stephanopoulos, like all the other celebrities, is predisposed to take it easy on his fellow-celebrities, the Clintons — or to take it very hard indeed on anyone, like Peter Schweizer, who so far forgets his own place as to treat them as if they were no better than Republicans. They all recognize that their own celebrity-status depends on their paying due deference (as well as money, where appropriate) to their fellow-celebrities whose apparent immunity from scandal is both a result of that deference and a cause of it. This goes way beyond any question of media bias. Bias is for the little people. At the top of the media tree where politics is all mixed up with celebrity, it is simply taken for granted that one’s peers will conform to the celebrity consensus — also known as “the right side of history.” It’s a condition of belonging. The media’s bias may change or soften, but if their almost monolithic willingness to give the Clintons break after break ever breaks itself, it won’t be a celebrity journalist who wields the hammer.




And, speaking of bias: over at the Brookings Institution in Washington, they have been having yet another discussion of the media’s perennial complaint about their own lack of attention to anything but the “horse-race” aspect of political reporting. James Klurfeld of Brookings traces this obsession back to Theodore H. White’s Making of the President series in the 1960s. “White’s books on presidential campaigns,” he writes, “have led to coverage that is dominated by analysis of political tactics at the expense of an examination of the more fundamental issues in a campaign.”

True enough, perhaps, though admiration for White (or his commercial success) can’t explain the persistence of the tendency half a century and more after he wrote. Mr. Klurfeld does not mention the biggest reason why examination of the “fundamental issues” — or, indeed, any issues — is bad form nowadays. It is the media’s need to keep up the false front of unbiased objectivity, since it is more difficult to disguise one’s biases when discussing substantive matters than it is when limiting oneself to an account of strategy or tactics. In any case, the issues are not really issues anymore, in the sense of being matters about which reasonable people may differ. For the left, as for the celebrities to whom the media are always ready to defer, there is only the truth and what the racists, bigots, and morons on the other side believe. That’s what they mean by being on the wrong side of history — an idea as Marxist as the dictatorship of the proletariat.

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The Critic's Notebook for May 26, 2015

by Rebecca Hecht

Posted: May 28, 2015 12:48 PM


2000 Academy Award Nominees for Best Actor and Best Actress, (2001). © The Al Hirschfeld Foundation,

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This week: Brain surgeons, biblical art, and Brahms.

Fiction: Disclaimer: A Novel by Renée Knight (Harper): Catherine Ravenscroft, a documentary filmmaker, finds a mysterious self-published novel next to her bed one nigh. But she quickly realizes that this book is no novel—it’s a book about her life and a horrific secret she’s kept hidden for over a decade. In this psychological thriller, Renee Knight addresses the question of whether we are capable of keeping things hidden forever, and how the attempt can ruin us. —RH

Nonfiction: Do No Harm: Stories of Life, Death, and Brain Surgery by Henry Marsh (Thomas Dunne Books): "I often have to cut into the brain and it is something I hate doing.” So begins Do No Harm, the memoir of Henry Marsh, a successful British neurosurgeon. Though we may like to think of our surgeons as robot-like creatures who perform their tasks from muscle memory, that is far from the reality. Marsh brings us into the world of one of the most high pressure jobs, where many impossible choices are made every day, and human emotion, as well as human error, is always a factor. In elegant prose, he provides many stories of his patients, his fellow doctors, and operations he's performed. And he doesn't shy away from giving his opinions of what it is like to work in the British National Health Service.  —RH

Poetry: Nicholas Roerich Museum’s Poet’s Prize award: Congratulations to The New Criterion’s own Poetry Editor David Yezzi for being named a finalist for the Nicholas Roerich Museum’s Poet’s Prize award for his Birds of the Air (Carnegie Mellon University Press). —RH

Art: “Sculpture in the Age of Donatello” at the Museum of Biblical Art (until June 14): These are now the final weeks to see twenty-three master sculptures from the Museo dell’Opera del Duomo, out in an extraordinary loan to "Sculpture in the Age of Donatello," an exhibition at the Museum of Biblical Art (MOBIA) in the American Bible Society next to Columbus Circle and Lincoln Center. In our May 2015 issue, Marco Grassi writes that with this show, the "museum truly surpasses itself, for here—in one room—are gathered a few of the most precious and significant touchstones of our Western culture." Regrettably this latest show will also be the last. The exhibition will close on June 14 along with the museum itself, a small institution that has managed to mount some of New York's most remarkable shows over its ten-year run. —JP

Music: Manfred Honeck conducts the New York Philharmonic (May 28-May 30): If you told me I could only have one symphony in my life, I might pick Brahms's Fourth. It is an intense, taut piece, in its four movements moving from grief to bliss to joy to terror. A great performance of the work can be as powerful as anything in the concert repertoire, and with Manfred Honeck leading the New York Philharmonic this weekend, I think a great performance might be in store. Augustin Hadelich joins to perform Mozart's "Turkish" Violin Concerto, the greatest and last of his five entries in the genre, and the concert opens with Johann Strauss's cherished Overture to Die Fledermaus—ECS

Other: “The Hirschfeld Century: The Art of Al Hirschfeld” at the New-York Historical Society: Al Hirschfeld’s celebrity cartoons were a staple of the twentieth century. For the first time ever, a comprehensive collection of Hirschfeld’s famous cartoons are now on display for the public. The New-York Historical Society's multimedia exhibition has just opened in conjunction with the release of David Leopold’s revolutionary book on Hirschfeld (The Hirschfeld Century: Portrait of an Artist and His Age [Knopf]). —CE

From the archive: "Chekov & Tolstoy" by Anthony Daniels: On two stories in which we “see encapsulated the tragic predicament of modern man.”

From our latest issue: "Wolves Hall" by Dominic Green: On Hilary Mantel's works and their adaptations.

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In case you missed it

by Eric C. Simpson

Posted: May 22, 2015 04:39 PM

Sir Simon Rattle, the incumbent music director of the Berliner Philharmoniker

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The field for the 2016 GOP Presidential nomination is as crowded as it's ever been. So crowded, in fact, that getting all of the candidates on one stage for a debate is nearly impossible. Fox and CNN have said they will limit their debates to 10 participants, and Harry Enten at FiveThirtyEight looks at who's most likely to miss the cut.

The Berlin Philharmonic Searches for a Messiah
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Several weeks ago, the members of the Berlin Philharmonic sequestered themselves, conclave-like, to select a new music director. Their failure to reach a decision was the buzz of the music world. Alex Ross of The New Yorker weighs in on the cult of the conductor.

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The Brooklyn Museum's Creative Choice
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The moral of Caesar
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The Critic's Notebook for May 18, 2015

by Christine Emba

Posted: May 19, 2015 12:16 PM


James Little, Darwin's Dilemma, 2014

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This week: Boethius, barriers, and baseless dreaming.

FictionThe Book of Aron: A Novel, by Jim Shepard (Knopf): During World War II, Aron and his family are forced from the Polish countryside into the Warsaw Ghetto.  As Aron slowly adapts to life inside the ghetto by learning to trade and smuggle, his parents are taken away from him. He is saved by Janusz Korczak, a former doctor who now runs the Warsaw orphanage. If Aron can escape before being sent with the rest to Treblinka, he will be able to expose the horrors of the ghetto to those on the outside. Jim Shepard (whose Like You’d Understand, Anyway was a National Book Award finalist) tells this harrowing and tragic story of a young Jewish boy’s effort to survive. —RH

Nonfiction: The Consolation of Boethius as Poetic Liturgy, by Stephen Blackwood (Oxford University Press): Everybody—well, everybody with whom you or I consort—knows or at least knows of Boethius’s book The Consolation of Philosophy, a dark but glittering gem in the library of early Christian apologetics. It was written around 423 AD while its author was in prison awaiting execution, the method of which was uncertain but almost certainly grisly. Stephen Blackwood, the President of a fledgling classically-oriented institution called Ralston College in Savannah, Georgia, has just published an ambitious, learned, and meticulously observed study of Boethius’s great book called The Consolation of Boethius as Poetic Liturgy. It is not, truth be told, light summer reading, but for anyone with a taste for close and humanistically informed analysis, it is utterly absorbing.  —RK

Poetry: Scattered at Sea, by Amy Gerstler (Penguin): Scaldlingly funny yet deeply serious, this eleventh collection of poetry draws from an array of sources ranging from the Babylonian Talmud to 1950s recipes in order to surface delightful surprises and often unnerving proof. Winner of the National Book Critic’s Circle Award and finalist for the Los Angeles Times Book Prize, Gerstler’s work remains sly, subversive, and wildly imaginative. —CE

Art: James Little: Color/Barriers, New Paintings at June Kelly Gallery (May 14-June 23): Born in Memphis, Tennessee, James Little studied painting at New York’s Syracuse University through its Afro-American Studies Fellowship. During his time there in the 1970s, he crossed paths with two of the school’s most famous art-world graduates, Clement Greenberg and Hilton Kramer. Little took their formal influences and applied them to the history of pattern-making, from African sources to Renaissance tile work to neon street signs. A trailblazer of African-American abstraction, Little is now the recipient of a Metropolitan Transit Authority grant to fabricate his art for Queens's Jamaica Station, which is currently in production in Germany, and will go on view in early 2017. His silky encaustics, now on view at June Kelly, are always a must-see. —JP

Music: Susanna Mälkki Conducts the New York Philharmonic (May 21-23): This weekend will give us a possible glimpse of the future at the New York Philharmonic. Since the announcement of Alan Gilbert's upcoming departure, Susanna Mälkki's name has been tossed around in the conversation about potential successors. Beginning Thursday, she'll lead the Philharmonic in a program constructed around Brahms's masterful Piano Concerto No. 1, performed by Kirill Gerstein. Also on the program will be Brahms's impossibly lovely "St. Anthony" Variations and Tranquil Abiding by Jonathan Harvey. —ECS

Other: The New York Philharmonic's Annual Memorial Day Concert at The Cathedral Church of St. John the Divine (Monday, May 25): There's the future, and then there's tradition. During this first performance in their annual series of summer concerts, the Phil will present Beethoven's Egmont Overture and Shostakovich's Symphony No. 10. Tickets are free and provided on a first-come, first-served basis on the day of the performance. —CE

From the archive: “Baseless dreaming”: the novels of Graham Greene, by Bruce Bawer: The author viewed the world only from the schoolyard.  

From our latest issue: The story of the grail, by Stefan Beck: Reviews of The Buried Giant by Kazuo Ishiguro; John the Pupil by David Flusfeder; Know Your Beholder by Adam Rapp and Notes from a Dead House by Fyodor Dostoevsky.

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When titans converge

by Jay Nordlinger

Posted: May 18, 2015 12:37 PM

James Levine

Some concerts look great on paper—and prove not to be in the hall. Some concerts look weak on paper—and prove great in the hall.

Carnegie Hall’s concert on Sunday afternoon looked great—practically historic—on paper. In the hall, it was impressive indeed, possibly great. There was certainly great music-making in the course of it.

On hand were the Metropolitan Opera Orchestra; its music director, James Levine; and the pianist Yefim Bronfman. The program consisted of the Brahms Concerto No. 1 in D minor and the Berlioz Symphonie fantastique.

Before I start reviewing, let me say that I have high standards—maybe unfairly high standards—for Levine and Bronfman. The former is a great and historic conductor (and no mean pianist); the latter is a great and historic pianist. Moreover, the Brahms concerto is up their alley, to put it mildly.

And if I have high standards—stratospheric standards—for these two musicians, they are to blame (or credit). They have established those standards over the years.

From Levine and the orchestra, the concerto did not start with perfect crispness. But the playing was soon warm and big-boned—Brahmsian. When Bronfman came in, he was muddy, which is uncharacteristic. He also had a clinker or two. He seemed off his game, not quite ready to play.

When he got to the octaves, however, he was superb—himself. He demonstrated that bear-like playing at which he’s so good.

Throughout the first movement, and indeed throughout the concerto, there was some disunity, some lack of coordination, between conductor and soloist. (At intermission, a patron would ask me, “Do you think they rehearsed?”) Also, much of the music was loud and undifferentiated. Climaxes did not have their full effect.

No one is better in the slow movement, Adagio, than Bronfman—at least that is my experience. He captures the composer’s religioso feeling. He emits the holy glow.

He did this pretty well on Sunday afternoon. Levine got a hushed holiness from the orchestra. The movement was beautifully paced and breathed.

Both musicians, I believe, were at their best when the music was fat and loud. At the piano, no one is better at fat and loud than Bronfman. On the podium, no one is better at fat and loud than Levine (think Meistersinger overture).

As he began the Rondo, Bronfman was not in perfect tempo. But this is part of the excitement of live performance, I think. Live performance is a different cat from studio exactitude and studiedness.

Some of Bronfman’s passagework was marvelously smooth. His trilling was exemplary. Some of his playing was overly heavy and loud (and rushed too). In the final section (Più animato), Bronfman wanted to go far faster than Levine, I believe. The conductor held him back. This was a pity. And the very last pages were sloppy in their rhythm.

I have picked on this performance, and could pick some more. Was I glad to have heard it? Oh, heavens yes. It was a privilege.

The Symphonie fantastique, recall, is in five movements, beginning with “Reveries, Passions.” In this movement, Levine was his classic self. The music was precise, alive, and fresh-scrubbed. It was tight as a drum. Szell, under whom Levine apprenticed in Cleveland, would have smiled (which was not his specialty).

Two months ago, Levine conducted The Tales of Hoffmann, the Offenbach opera, at the Met. He brought a marvelous discipline to it. I have often commented on Levine’s “Beethoven-like Wagner.” He can conduct Beethoven-like Offenbach, too. And Berlioz.

I’m not sure “Reveries, Passions” was very French, or very dreamy, but it was filling and satisfying.

The next movement, “A Ball,” did not quite work, in my opinion. It was too unbending. It needed more suppleness and grace and pliancy.

About the ensuing movements, however, even I can’t cavil. The orchestra was virtuosic—not sounding like an opera band at all. (No offense to opera bands.) The “March to the Scaffold” and the “Dream of a Witches’ Sabbath” were tight, bristling, and exciting. They could have used more voodoo—more freaky electricity—being a little on the commonsensical side. But there I go again, caviling.

I recalled another Berlioz performance, conducted by Levine, in this same Carnegie Hall, some years ago. It was of La damnation de Faust. That was one hair-raising horse ride into hell.

At one juncture on Sunday afternoon, Levine’s baton flew out of his hand, and was retrieved by a violinist. Plenty of conductors have gone without a baton—Stokowski, Masur, and Gergiev, to name three. Levine did not have to do so for long.

After the concert, some of us talked animatedly about what had occurred. Was it a great concert? It undoubtedly had greatness in it. I am stirred up by it even now. 

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More proof from Kissin

by Jay Nordlinger

Posted: May 18, 2015 12:34 PM

Evgeny Kissin

Evgeny Kissin, the Russian-born pianist, began his recital at Carnegie Hall on Saturday night with Beethoven’s “Waldstein” Sonata. An electric current ran through the opening measures. Right through to the end of the first movement, the current never left. Kissin played with graceful intensity.

There’s a phrase I have never used before: “graceful intensity.”

I was braced for some bluntness and percussiveness from Kissin, for those have been hallmarks of his playing over the years. But they never really came. And his storms—Beethoven’s storms—were perfectly stormy.

After the first movement, people applauded Kissin, which I couldn’t blame them for. The composer, I think, would have applauded, too.

In the slow movement, I was braced for harsh accents. Kissin can really sock or jab notes. There was a catch-phrase on the old Laugh-In show: “Sock it to me.” Also, I was braced for some thumping. Kissin has been a thumper through much of his career.

He socked some notes, yes, in Beethoven’s slow movement. But he socked them in relation to one another, if you know what I mean. The sockings were in balance, proportional. As for thumping, it was kept to a minimum.

The closing Rondo, Kissin played with tingling evenness. There’s another phrase I don’t think I have ever written before. It describes the music—this rondo—as well as Kissin’s playing of it.

Ladies and gentlemen, I have never heard a better performance of the “Waldstein,” live. I’m not sure I have heard better on a recording.

Kissin continued his recital with a Prokofiev sonata, No. 4 in C minor, Op. 29. This is an example of quirky, intense, youthful Prokofiev. He was a tiger at the piano (both in his composing and in his playing). Kissin was a tiger, too, on Saturday night. He played the sonata with understanding. Is that because he was born in the Soviet Union? No, it’s because he’s a good musician.

The final movement begins with a joyous outburst, and the music keeps on bursting, joyously. Kissin could have been more joyous in this music. He was slightly mechanical and plodding. Kissin is a head-nodder. As a rule, head-nodders play bluntly and “vertically.” And ploddingly. Kissin has a bit of this affliction, but there is abundant compensation.

For example, the sheer accuracy with which he played the last movement was phenomenal.

After intermission, he played two sets of Chopin: three nocturnes and six mazurkas. Chopinesque lyricism is not what Kissin is best at. But he was sufficiently lyrical in the nocturnes. The last of the set, the Nocturne in C minor, Op. 48, No. 1, was outstanding. Kissin played it with its nobility, majesty, and drive (an unhurried drive, an inevitability).

The mazurkas are not easy to shape. But Kissin did this well. And each mazurka had its basic character.

He ended the printed program with some Liszt, the Hungarian Rhapsody No. 15 in A minor, which plays with the Rakoczy March. Kissin’s own playing was wizardly, superhuman—and at the same time very musical.

The audience was thrilled, and Kissin gave them three encores, ending with the march from Prokofiev’s Love for Three Oranges. The audience would have had him play long into the night, as he has done before. But he stopped at the three. This was smart, I suppose: Leave ’em wanting more.

I remember when I turned a corner on Kissin, or rather, thought he had turned a corner. It was in March 2011, when he played an all-Liszt recital at Carnegie Hall. (This was in the Liszt bicentennial year, when there were lots of all-Liszt recitals.) Kissin had always been a brilliant pianist, if a flawed one. Now he appeared as a great pianist.

And so he is.

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The irresistible shtick of Stephanie Blythe

by Jay Nordlinger

Posted: May 18, 2015 12:32 PM

Stephanie Blythe

At a late point in her career, Marilyn Horne started singing pops recitals. I flatter myself to think that I coined the term. One had always heard of “pops concerts.” (Where have they gone, by the way?) Anyway, Horne did these recitals extremely well, as she did everything extremely well.

On Friday night at Carnegie Hall, another American mezzo-soprano, Stephanie Blythe, sang a pops recital. Actually, it was more like a cabaret recital. Blythe has always been good at popular music. For years, one of her favorite encores has been “What’ll Do,” by Irving Berlin. She sings it simply, unfussily, and heartbreakingly.

She walked out onto the stage last week, blonde, to a rapturous ovation. Then she started to recite texts. She and her accompanist, Warren Jones, do this. Blythe does not permit the publication of song texts in the program. She and Jones recite the texts, before each set (or most sets).

I think this is wrong—an imposition on the audience—but I wrote about it once before (here) and don’t need to belabor my opposition. Besides, Blythe is the boss of her own recitals, and rightly so.

The first half of the recital was French, consisting of Poulenc, Ferré, and Brel. That middle composer is Léo Ferré, who lived from 1916 to 1993. From his pen, Blythe sang “La vie antérieure” and “L’invitation au voyage.” We may well recognize these Baudelaire poems from songs by Henri Duparc. Ferré’s version of “La vie antérieure” is placid and enchanting. In the accompaniment, Warren Jones was smoove, as we used to say in Detroit.

Generally speaking, Blythe sang her French songs straightforwardly and non-cutesily. This was to her credit (and an advantage to the music). Blythe has a very big voice, as everyone knows. But it is also a beautiful voice, and, more than that, an interesting one. There is some brass in her—some Merman—but also creaminess and subtlety. Moreover, she enjoys words, and handles them effectively.

So personable is Stephanie Blythe—so overwhelming is she in her personal style and shtick—that you can forget she is singing well. And on this occasion, she sang very well indeed. Her intonation was secure. She did not sing many notes above the “break”—not many notes up in her head—but those she did sing were really, really good.

The second half of her recital was British. It began with the Cabaret Songs of Britten and ended with a smattering of numbers by Noël Coward. The Coward songs are brilliant and hilarious (and sometimes touching). Blythe sang them brilliantly and hilariously (and sometimes touchingly). Personally, I would much rather hear Blythe sing them than Coward himself.

What she did with “Mrs. Worthington” was especially winning. Mrs. Worthington’s daughter is a big girl with a loud voice, and of course Blythe had fun with this, but not too much fun—she is a tasteful fun-haver. Her musical and theatrical sense will not let her self-parody.

It is possible to be cynical about Blythe’s shtick, and I realize that it’s not to everyone’s taste—but I find it impossible to resist, for long. This is because Blythe is sincere and generous, as well as super-talented. Also, she’s unique. There is really no one else like her, and this can be said of not very many.

She did not sing “What’ll I Do,” but she closed her evening with another Berlin song, “Always.” The man beside me started to sing, softly. Eventually, Blythe invited the entire audience to sing along with her. This was very moving. Blythe had a lot to do with it—her obvious liberality of heart—and so did Berlin.

There is a story about “Always,” a story that breaks down in one respect. I’ll tell it anyway. A student once asked, “Mr. Berlin, of all the songs you have written, which is your favorite?” He answered, “‘Always.’”

Here’s where the story breaks down, because it’s hard to imagine that anyone would have the gumption to say what the student allegedly said. Anyway, on with the story:

The student said, “But Mr. Berlin, ‘Always’ is such a simple song. Anyone could have written it.” The composer replied, “That’s true, but I did.”

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In Case You Missed It

by Christine Emba

Posted: May 15, 2015 02:41 PM

Pablo Picasso, The Women of Algiers (Version ‘O’), 1955.

Sold for $179.4 million at Christie’s this week, an all-time record.


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Columbia students claim Greek mythology needs a trigger warning
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Just wait until they get to actual history. 

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"When college is more about career than ideas, when paycheck matters more than wisdom, the role of professors changes. We may be 50-year-olds at the front of the room with decades of reading, writing, travel, archives or labs under our belts, with 80 courses taught, but students don’t lie in bed mulling over what we said. They have no urge to become disciples."

Art has ceased to be beautiful or interesting—but we are more obsequious than ever to artists. 
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Luckily for you, discerning reader, here at TNC we call it as we see it. 

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Donatello & friends at the Duomo
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On “Sculpture in the Age of Donatello" at The Museum of Biblical Art.

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Something familiar, something peculiar, something for everyone.

by Kyle Smith

Posted: May 13, 2015 03:25 PM

Brian d'Arcy James and the cast of Something Rotten!

Consider how embarrassing it is to sit for two hours with an infantile look of vapid bliss smeared all over one’s features and you’ll have some idea of how worrisome is Broadway’s new musical Something Rotten! (the St. James Theatre). To the phlegmatic, the curmudgeonly, or the impassive, the show is a positive menace. Any time a critic has to suppress the urge to dash up to the stage and heave flowers at the performers’ feet, something feels amiss.

This adorable new musical, which radiates the sublime silliness of A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Forum and Spamalot, takes place in an Elizabethan age refracted through the lens of Entertainment Tonight. Nick Bottom (Brian D’Arcy James) is a talentless playwright trying to crawl out from beneath the shadow cast by Shakespeare (a priceless Christian Borle), who is portrayed as a sexier and more popular version of Mick Jagger.

This Bard (“Why is he ‘The Bard’?” complains Nick. “He’s a bard. Just like I’m a bard, you’re a bard. He’s just one of the bards!”) swaggers onto the stage in leather trousers as maidens sigh and gentlemen cheer. “Name one thing of his that’s funny,” says Nick, jealous. Comes the response (from Romeo and Juliet): “On my word, we’ll not carry coals for then we should be colliers!” A crowd of theater-lovers dissolves into helpless laughter at the mot.

Bottom wants to write a play that will make him the next Shakespeare, but he’s a hack—unlike his younger brother Nigel (John Cariani), who has a serene poetic sensibility that’s the opposite of Nick’s lust for fame. The brilliant and farcical twist is that Shakespeare, at this particular moment, is paralyzed by writer’s block and puts on a disguise to sneak into rehearsals of Nick Bottom’s play so he can steal ideas.

Bottom learns from a soothsayer named Nostradamus (“The Nostradamus?” “No. I’m his nephew.”) about an idea for a play that will become the biggest success ever to hit the stage: it involves ham-something, involves Danish. “So there’s some sort of breakfast theme?” asks Bottom. Yes, that’s it exactly: the play shall be called Omelette. Shakespeare, in disguise, hears all this and starts thinking about ways the material could possibly be tweaked.

Nostradamus (played by Brad Oscar with a kind of Nathan Lane irrepressibility) and Shakespeare have so many brilliant lines that James as Nick Bottom need only play the befuddled straight man, a role he pulls off competently if not expertly. As in The Producers, there is a hilariously misguided play within a play (Omelette turns out to be a splashy musical with dancing girls completely concealed by egg costumes) and much of the humor is lovingly directed at Broadway itself. In one dizzyingly rapid-fire number, Nostradamus conjures up the idea of a play interrupted with songs, and the actors and songwriters riff deliriously on dozens of the most famous exemplars of the prophecy. For theater geeks, this provides something like the exhilaration of a 20-car chase in a Fast and Furious movie.  

What makes Something Rotten! both something familiar and something peculiar (as well as something for everyone) is its engaging, almost quaint respect for the art of making jokes, with a clean setup-payoff structure enabled by precise timing. “I have a question about motivation,” an actor says to Bottom. “Yes?” replies Bottom. “Why,” says the actor, “haven’t you given up yet?” Sometimes this style of humor is derided as “borscht belt” or “Catskills-style.” A better word for it would be “funny.” The book is by a pair of gifted comic talents: John O’Farrell and Karey Kirkpatrick, whose credits include the animated film Chicken Run.

The songs (music and lyrics by Kirkpatrick and his brother Wayne) aren’t melodically inventive, but they provide a seamless match with the book’s high silliness, piling one joke atop another in a dizzying heap. When Thomas Nostradamus conjures up the idea for the musical, he sings, “We’ve got snappy repartee/ And the women are risque/ And the chorus boys are kinda gay.”

Something Rotten! looks like a certain hit, but will it take its place alongside A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Forum among the purest comic delights ever to play on Broadway? I don’t think so. Unlike Forum, Something Rotten somewhat fades in the second act. The songs aren’t as brilliant, the plot becomes fixated on the lackluster secondary character Nigel Bottom, and the habit of raiding the cupboard for musical theater references becomes both a bit predictable and a little too easy: Hardly anything comes more naturally to Broadway than good-naturedly zinging itself. At times Something Rotten! threatens to become overwhelmed by the in-jokes and turn into a mere revue akin to the long-running show Forbidden Broadway.

I quibble. A musical that can fairly be compared to The Producers or Spamalot deserves its huzzahs. Now that Something Rotten!’s director Casey Nicholaw (who also choreographed Spamalot) has proven he can satirize the Bard with fond gusto, one can hardly fail to be excited to see what he will do with truly immortal material when he takes on his next project: Animal House: The Musical.

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The Critic's Notebook for May 12, 2015

by Christine Emba

Posted: May 12, 2015 09:39 PM


Dan Rees, Artex Painting, 2014. On view at Frieze New York


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This week: Poets, Millionaires, and Liaisons Dangereuses.

FictionThe Green Road: A Novel, by Anne Enright (Norton): Enright, winner of the 2007 Man Booker Prize, has crafted a vibrant and moving portrait of a family at the brink of facture, set in a small town on Ireland’s Atlantic coast. The novel spans thirty years and tells the story of Rosaleen, the matriarch of the Madigan family, whose four children have left west Ireland for lives varied and difficult in New York, Dublin, and West Africa. When Rosaleen announces her plans to sell their childhood home, Ardeevin, her adult children return home for a last Christmas together, desperately attempting to recover lost relationships and forge missing ones anew.  —CE

Nonfiction: The Millionaire and the Bard: Henry Folger's Obsessive Hunt for Shakespeare's First Folio, by Andrea Mays (Simon & Schuster): Seven years after Shakespeare died in 1616, his friends and business partners John Heminges and Henry Condell collected thirty-six of his plays into one volume as a tribute to their lost companion. Fast-forward to the turn of the twentieth century, and Henry Clay Folger, a New York industrialist, becomes obsessed with collecting copies of the First Folio, among other Shakespeare-related items. In The Millionaire and the Bard, Andrea Mays recounts how Folger collected eighty-two First Folios and eventually established the Shakespeare Library in Washington, D.C. —RH

Poetry: The Ocean, the Bird, and the Scholar: Essays on Poets and Poetry, by Helen Vendler (Harvard):  In a collection named after her 2004 Jefferson Lecture, the National Endowment for the Humanities’ highest honor for achievement in the humanities, the formidable poetry critic Helen Vendler gathers together over two decades of essays, book reviews, and prose examining a broad range of nineteenth- and twentieth-century English, Irish, and American poets. Taken together, her writings serve as an eloquent argument for the necessity of poetry both in humanistic study and in modern life.  —CE

Art: Frieze New York (May 14-17): For the fourth year in a row, Frieze returns to New York's Randall’s Island with its tent revival art fair. Who needs La Serenissima when you have the East River? Frieze was a frozen treat at its launch in 2012, but in subsequent years the formula never quite stuck together. Will this year see another thaw? The boat ride there and the venue itself, with a tent that feels like the inside of an iPad, can be worth the visit, even if the art is a drip. —JP

Music: Stephanie Blythe and Warren Jones at Carnegie Hall (Friday, May 15): I have long harbored a particular fondness for the songs of Noël Coward; among his musical offerings, the best remembered today are those of blistering wit ("Don't Let's Be Beastly to the Germans," "The Stately Homes of England"), but he penned a handful of songs that stand out for their entrancing melodies, as well ("A Room with a View," among others). One of my favorites, "Mad About the Boy," is certainly of the latter category, possessed of a smoky, sultry, and soulful melody (and, in its full version, riotous humor), and it will feature on the marvelous Stephanie Blythe's recital at Carnegie Hall this Friday. Blythe, justly renowned for her Verdian and Wagnerian roles, also has a natural grasp of the cabaret style, and I have no doubt she'll do justice to this classic, as well as to her other selections by Poulenc, Britten, and Brel. The celebrated Warren Jones will accompany her on the piano. —ECS

From the archive: Seductive monsters: Laclos’s “Liasons dangereuses”, by Renee Winegarten: A salacious work with a tacked-on “moral,” or a book with a deeper intention?

From our latest issue: The heresy of Ayaan Hirsi Ali, by Andrew C. McCarthy: Ayaan Hirsi Ali’s book argues that the time for a Muslim reformation is now.



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