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December 2002

No vital sparks

by Mark Steyn

There’s a difference between a bad performance and miscasting. The former can be redeemed, the latter is insurmountable. A. R. Gurney’s Sylvia a few years ago provided a classic example: This is the story of a happily married middle-aged man who gets a new puppy and discovers that his emotional investment in the dog is destabilizing his marriage. At the height of his infatuation, he sits on the couch and serenades her with Cole Porter’s “Ev’ry Time We Say Goodbye.” At the Manhattan Theatre Club, the pooch was played by Sarah Jessica Parker (pre-“Sex and the City”) and she was awfully cute with her hair pulled in high-tied bunches to suggest doggie ears and her gangly legs romping round the room. With Miss Parker occupying the kennel, the play’s conceit—a pet as sublimated adultery—was plausible.

In London, they cast Zoe Wanamaker—a terrific actress with a much broader ...

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Mark Steyn’s most recent book is America Alone: The End of the World As We Know It (Regnery)
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This article originally appeared in The New Criterion, Volume 21 December 2002, on page 50
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