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June 1997

Airbrushed imperfections

by Mark Steyn

For all its good intentions, it’s hard to apply the theater’s lessons to life. Take Titanic (the musical), sinking nightly at the Lunt-Fontanne. In striking contrast to Titanic (the ship), Titanic (the musical) is a savage indictment of the class system. Hardly a quatrain passes without some passenger or another musing on the vicissitudes of the prevailing social structures, so cruelly replicated in the boat’s sleeping arrangements. At the top of the second act, they’re formally color coded—monarchical purple for First Class, blue for Second, and, somewhere down among the bottom-feeders, green for Third. Even the token mixed-class couple—she slumming below decks, he having crawled his way up from the hold—are unable to enjoy their socio-economic miscegenation without brooding on its ironies: her father had “a corner on the market”; his had “a market on the corner.” Meanwhile, sunk even ...

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Mark Steyn’s most recent book is America Alone: The End of the World As We Know It (Regnery)
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This article originally appeared in The New Criterion, Volume 15 June 1997, on page 43
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